{"id":3067,"date":"2018-03-11T15:37:44","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T13:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gcosbuc.ro\/revista\/?p=3067"},"modified":"2018-03-11T15:37:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-11T13:37:44","slug":"alcahaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taitung.eu\/index.php\/alcahaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Alcahaz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/i><b><i>C<\/i><\/b><b><i>um \u00eei spui unui morcov care spune un banc? O leglum\u0103! <\/i><\/b><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dac\u0103 a\u021bi mai auzit aceast\u0103 poant\u0103, evita\u021bi consumul \u0219i utilizarea cu orice pre\u021b. Pare a fi doar un simplu joc de cuvinte cu sentin\u021b\u0103 mic\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 un joc de cuvinte duce la un alt joc de cuvinte, iar apoi la bancuri interzise prin Tratatul de la Geneva. Nu risca\u021bi! Nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 ajunge\u021bi printre de\u021binu\u021bii \u00eenchisorii Alcahaz!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00cenc\u0103 \u00eemi aduc aminte c\u00e2nd am citit acel anun\u021b \u00een ziar. Nu i-am dat importan\u021b\u0103. Eram un comediant \u00een floarea v\u00e2rstei. Nimic nu m\u0103 putea opri. Publicul r\u00e2dea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i la glume despre kilograme \u0219i Monopoly. Credeam c\u0103 sunt invincibil. Am gre\u0219it\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> 10 martie, 1998. Atunci am fost prins. Am fost tras pe dreapta pe autostrad\u0103, deoarece sec\u021bia de glume rutiere m\u0103 suspecta de trafic cu glume de tiri\u0219ti. Am fost ascult\u0103tor \u0219i am r\u0103spuns onest tuturor \u00eentreb\u0103rilor. Cu toate c\u0103 nu aveau nimic \u00eempotriva mea, m-au dus la sec\u021bie \u0219i m-au de\u021binut peste noapte. Dup\u0103 scurt timp am pierdut controlul.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0Pe la miaz\u0103-noapte am \u00eenceput s\u0103 folosesc primele jocuri de cuvinte. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">De ce folosim PEre\u021bi \u0219i nu SUBre\u021bi? Cum \u00ee\u00ee spui unei insecte ce conduce Rusia? \u021a\u00e2ntzar! <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nu m\u0103 puteam opri. Veneau f\u0103r\u0103 oprire. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cum \u00eei spui unei crete ce are remu\u0219c\u0103ri? C\u0103 reCRET\u0102. <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Abia atunci am observat. Eram terminat. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0\u00a0Pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na urm\u0103toare eram deja la r\u0103coare. Cu toate c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sim\u021beam la locul meu printre malacii tatua\u021bi cu glume de prin \u201885 \u0219i trafican\u021bii slino\u0219i de glume cu blonde, nu aveam sc\u0103pare. M\u0103 trezeam, citeam manuale de umor, ne str\u00e2ngeam cu to\u021bii dup\u0103 mese \u0219i dep\u0103nam bancuri ilegale, cele mai multe despre etnie sau culoare. Ce mai, nici nu era a\u0219a r\u0103u. Nu era ca afar\u0103. Aveam mese, aveam paturi, toate cele. E clar, gardienii ne mai amenin\u021bau cu \u00eencarcerare solitar\u0103 c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam glume cu corpora<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">TRI\u0218TI, <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">dar pe total \u00eemi convenea. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> \u00a0Asta p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een vara lui 2009. \u0218tiam c\u0103 mai am mult de stat la mititica. Era acum ori niciodat\u0103. Tocmai \u00eel \u00eenchideau pe unul pentru fars\u0103 \u0219i atentat de fars\u0103 \u0219i le cam d\u0103dea probleme. Nu st\u0103tea locului. Am legat cearceafurile \u00eentr-o funie \u0219i am \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 ca\u021b\u0103r pe geam, iar apoi pe zid \u00een jos, dar n-am avut noroc. C\u00e2nd coboram zidul, g\u0103rzile m-au prins \u0219i m-au dus \u00eenapoi \u00een celul\u0103. Soarta \u00eemi era <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">ZIDIT\u0102.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Au trecut dou\u0103zeci de ani de la noaptea \u00eenchiderii. Sunt \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eenchis la Alcahaz. Nu ajunge\u021bi ca mine. Renun\u021ba\u021bi la abuzul de poante. Opri\u021bi-v\u0103 dependen\u021ba. \u00a0Apela\u021bi la ajutoare \u0219i intra\u021bi \u00een grupuri de sus\u021binere pentru a v\u0103 p\u0103stra pe drumul cel bun al recuper\u0103rii. Nu am mai utilizat glume proaste de dou\u0103 luni. Mi-am oprit dependen\u021ba. \u00cemi e greu s\u0103 v\u0103d lumina de la cap\u0103tul tunelului, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 este acolo. \u00centr-o bun\u0103 zi, voi ie\u0219i de aici, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci\u2026 <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cum \u00eei spui unui conduc\u0103tor rusesc murat? 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Pare a fi doar un simplu joc de cuvinte cu sentin\u021b\u0103 mic\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 un joc de cuvinte duce la un alt joc de cuvinte, iar apoi la bancuri interzise prin Tratatul&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":3069,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[386,269,387],"class_list":["post-3067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-literatura","category-timp-liber","tag-alcahaz","tag-cartoful-filozofic","tag-glume"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Alcahaz - Povestea unui de\u021binut din peniteciarul umorului<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Glumele proaste nu sunt o joac\u0103. Sunt lucruri serioase. 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