{"id":5357,"date":"2022-12-05T23:46:07","date_gmt":"2022-12-05T20:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/taitung.eu\/?p=5357"},"modified":"2024-01-19T15:22:45","modified_gmt":"2024-01-19T12:22:45","slug":"pe-tine-cine-te-are-la-secret-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taitung.eu\/index.php\/pe-tine-cine-te-are-la-secret-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Pe tine cine te are la secret santa?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Este 6 decembrie\u2026. e\u0219ti elev \u0219i a\u0219tep\u021bi cu ner\u0103bdare:<\/span><\/p>\n

a) Testul acela la matematic\u0103 (sau ce o fi) care mereu se nimere\u0219te de Mo\u0219 Nicolae.<\/span><\/p>\n

b) S\u0103 aduci dulciurile de Mo\u0219 Nicolae la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se serveasc\u0103 to\u021bi din ele (asta \u00een cazul \u00een care p\u0103rin\u021bii \u021bin la tine sau nu \u021bi-au pus mandarine).<\/span><\/p>\n

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c) Ai primit mandarine, dar poate ai noroc la Secret Santa s\u0103 nu prime\u0219ti o can\u0103 pe care s\u0103 \u0219i-o revendice mama ta ca s\u0103 ude florile din balcon.<\/span><\/p>\n

d) S\u0103 ajungi dintr-o coinciden\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba locuin\u021bei bunicii. Intri, dar te ag\u0103\u021bi involuntar de u\u0219a frigiderului \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi pic\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2ini fix salata de boeuf \u0219i sarmalele de post. Noroc c\u0103 te-ai sprijinit de raftul cu dulciuri \u0219i sucuri, c\u0103 altfel picai peste plasa aia cu bun\u0103t\u0103\u021bi preg\u0103tite ca s\u0103 duci \u0219i acas\u0103. Bine c\u0103 ai fost acolo s\u0103 prinzi plicul \u0103la cu bani \u201es\u0103-\u021bi cumperi ceva frumos\u201d, pentru c\u0103 imediat intr\u0103m \u00een Schengen. Azi-maine, se schimb\u0103 leul \u00een euro \u0219i nu mai vinzi banii \u0103ia dec\u00e2t \u00een vitrin\u0103 pe Oser.<\/span><\/p>\n

To\u021bi am trecut prin variantele de mai sus \u0219i evident c\u0103 ultima op\u021biune este cea pe care ai alege-o, dac\u0103 bunica ta nu ar fi mers s\u0103 caute la vecin\u0103 scandal \u0219i \u0219i-ar ar fi g\u0103sit, \u00een schimb, o prieten\u0103 de b\u00e2rfe.<\/span><\/p>\n

A\u0219adar, o ultim\u0103, dar final\u0103 variant\u0103 ar r\u0103m\u00e2ne participarea la tombola de Secret Santa. Aceasta este organizat\u0103 \u00een parteneriat cu \u0219apca magic\u0103 a Mo\u0219ului (\u0219apca unui coleg care a avut o zi proast\u0103 din cauza frizurii submediocre \u0219i urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 o zi \u0219i mai proast\u0103 pentru c\u0103 acum o pot vedea to\u021bi). \u0218apca aceea face magie mai ceva ca p\u0103pu\u0219a Elsa din reclamele de la Noriel. Produce at\u00e2t \u201ez\u0103pad\u0103\u201d, c\u00e2t \u0219i palpita\u021bii: Pe tine oare cine te are la secret santa? Ce \u00ee\u021bi va face cadou?<\/span><\/p>\n

Nu-\u021bi face griji, pentru c\u0103, \u00een lista de mai jos, am enumerat c\u00e2teva personaje mai mult ,sau mai pu\u021bin cunoscute din clasa ta \u0219i ce este probabil s\u0103 prime\u0219ti anul acesta de la ele:<\/span><\/p>\n

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1) Colegul care joac\u0103 la pariuri:<\/b><\/p>\n

Acestui individ \u00eei pica mereu la jocul acela de citit viitorul pe care \u00eel f\u0103ceam to\u021bi din origami \u00een clasa a 3-a c\u0103 va ajunge bogat cu zece vile \u00een Dubai, cu un Chihuahua care \u0219tie s\u0103 c\u00e2nte, se va c\u0103s\u0103tori cu Justin Bieber \u0219i va avea treisprezece copii\u2026(fetele f\u0103ceau cel mai bine ghicitorile). El este sigur c\u0103, \u00eentr-o zi, visurile lui se vor \u00eendeplini.<\/span><\/p>\n

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De Secret Santa, \u00ee\u021bi va lua bani \u00eemprumut, pentru c\u0103 i-a pierdut pe to\u021bi la ultimul meci din cup\u0103. Se bazeaz\u0103 c\u0103 la magazinul din sta\u021bia de bus au candele parfumate \u0219i ciocolat\u0103 semi comestibil\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de mo\u0219.<\/span><\/p>\n

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2) Colegul bombardier:<\/b><\/p>\n

Asemenea lui Columb, a crezut c\u0103 a dat peste rezumatul Luceaf\u0103rului, dar a descoperit f\u00e2nt\u00e2na \u00een\u021belepciunii: mesajele inspira\u021bionale. Tr\u0103ie\u0219te dup\u0103 sloganul <\/span>Nu \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 studiezi, nu vei absolvi<\/span><\/i>. Aceast\u0103 supersti\u021bie a avut un impact mare asupra modului s\u0103u de a g\u00e2ndi \u0219i de a tr\u0103i. Se\u00a0 fere\u0219te de a studia pe al\u021bii cu ajutorul ochelarilor lui Dorian Popa \u0219i al crucii lui vericu`. De Secret Santa, consider\u0103-te dator lui, pentru c\u0103 te ajut\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti drumul cel bun \u00een via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi ofer\u0103 un tricou personalizat cu <\/span>Falsitatea este noul trend \u0219i se pare c\u0103 mai to\u021bi sunt la mod\u0103<\/span><\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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3) Colega bombardier\u0103:<\/b><\/p>\n

Este colega care \u0219tie c\u0103 este dificil pentru ceilal\u021bi s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 \u0219i, de aceea, aleg s\u0103 judece. Are probleme s\u0103-\u0219i aminteasc\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la un mesaj de acum o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, pentru c\u0103 i-ai scris unei alte variante de ale ei , de dinainte de glow up\u2026 Nu \u0219tii de cine vei dai m\u00e2ine. Acum – este Gigi anvelope, m\u00e2ine – este Lana Del Rey. \u00ce\u021bi va face cadou, \u00een schimb, sfaturi de via\u021b\u0103, de rela\u021bii \u0219i de glow-up, domenii \u00een care nimic nu o calific\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n

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4) Colegul care nu chiule\u0219te:<\/b><\/p>\n

A\u0219 zice c\u0103 ar alege s\u0103 joace rolul celulei la ho\u021b poli, dar el nu joac\u0103 ho\u021b poli, pentru c\u0103 e un joc prea corupt. B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 locuie\u0219te undeva \u00een subsolul \u0219colii, pentru c\u0103 este ultimul care iese din clas\u0103 \u0219i prima persoan\u0103 pe care o vede portarul diminea\u021ba. Acest coleg o s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fac\u0103 cadou un anim\u0103lu\u021b de plu\u0219 din laboratorul de biologie \u0219i A<\/span>mintiri din copil\u0103rie<\/span><\/i> de la biblioteca \u0219colii ca s\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi iei bacul.<\/span><\/p>\n

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5) Colegul \/ colega care \u0219tie toate b\u00e2rfele:<\/b><\/p>\n

Cr\u0103ciunul reprezint\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toarea istoric\u0103 \u00een care miei, m\u0103gari \u0219i c\u0103mile au aflat prin minune despre na\u0219terea Domnului \u00eenaintea str\u0103mo\u0219ilor lui \/ ei. Din cauza colegului t\u0103u, are Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun dosar la FBI, a\u0219a c\u0103 Secret Santa pentru aceast\u0103 persoan\u0103 e un fel de memory: g\u0103se\u0219te perechea potrivit\u0103. De Secret Santa, vei primi un joc clasic din copil\u0103rie: <\/span>Guess who<\/span><\/i>. \u021ai-l va da, dar nu \u00eenainte de a-\u021bi dezv\u0103lui c\u0103 tipa ro\u0219cat\u0103 cu p\u0103l\u0103rie \u0219i tipul chel sunt de fapt p\u0103rin\u021bii biologici ai lui Costel, b\u0103iatul cu p\u0103r portocaliu.<\/span><\/p>\n

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6) Colegul \/ colega care nu are niciodat\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare<\/b> (s\u0103 fim sinceri: \u00een fiecare clas\u0103 exist\u0103).<\/span><\/p>\n

Este persoana care a luat ultima mas\u0103 la majoratul lui Burebista.<\/span><\/p>\n

Multe basme ar fi avut un final complet diferit dac\u0103 ar fi introdus un astfel de personaj. De exemplu: Dac\u0103 fra\u021bii Grimm l-ar fi \u00eenlocuit pe H\u00e4nsel cu colegul t\u0103u,\u00a0 vr\u0103jitoarea s-ar fi b\u0103gat de bun\u0103 voie \u00een cuptor. Zmeul din <\/span>Pr\u00e2slea cel voinic<\/span><\/i> ar fi murit de foame m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd gr\u0103un\u021be din cauza lui. El \/ ea este copilul din problemele de matematic\u0103 care are 38 de bomboane,17 portocale, 24 de felii de pizza, 8 cornuri,10 morcovi \u0219i nimeni nu \u0219tie de unde.<\/span><\/p>\n

Acest tip de persoan\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi va face cadou de Secret Santa dulciuri din Egipt, primite de la m\u0103tu\u0219\u0103-sa, dar pe care le-a ascuns mama lui \u00een dulap vreo trei luni. Arde de ner\u0103bdare s\u0103 le \u00eencerce \u0219i asta este ocazia perfect\u0103. Din moment ce tu ai primit, trebuie s\u0103-i \u0219i dai.<\/span><\/p>\n

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7) Colegul care nu \u0219tie unde se afl\u0103.<\/b><\/p>\n

Este colegul care, la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103, se d\u0103dea b\u0103tut dup\u0103 doi elefan\u021bi care se leg\u0103nau pe o p\u00e2nz\u0103 de paianjen. El \u0219tie c\u0103 au mai chemat o pup\u0103z\u0103, pupupu, vreau s\u0103 stau \u0219i eu aici, un \u0219oricel, chi\u021b, chi\u021b, chi\u021b,…<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00cen prezent, \u00eentreab\u0103 de cel pu\u021bin cinci\u00a0 ori ce trebuie s\u0103 facem pe colegi diferi\u021bi.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ce\u021bi va cump\u0103ra la un moment dat \u0219i un cadou, \u0219osete sau o can\u0103, asta dup\u0103 ce se va \u00eentreba de trei ori ce caut\u0103 la raionul cu pateuri.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Totu\u0219i, \u00een final, Secret Santa nu este despre cele mai frumoase cadouri (s-ar fi desfiin\u021bat de mult), ci despre faptul c\u0103 fiecare are un Mo\u0219 care nu-l uit\u0103 \u00een niciun an. Astfel, nici eu nu te-am uitat pe tine, cititorule \u0219i sper, prin acest articol, s\u0103-\u021bi fac micul meu cadou de Secret Santa. Indiferent de cum va decurge \u00eemp\u0103r\u021birea cadourilor, tot ce conteaz\u0103 este faptul c\u0103 ai un motiv s\u0103 pierzi timp din or\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n

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